I will put sugar in your marmalade
m-v-b:

colsmi:

Alan Moore & Alan Davis’ D.R.& Quinch, as drawn by Grant Morrison, from the back cover of June 1984’s Fusion #3.

This is interesting for a few reasons…

m-v-b:

colsmi:

Alan Moore & Alan Davis’ D.R.& Quinch, as drawn by Grant Morrison, from the back cover of June 1984’s Fusion #3.

This is interesting for a few reasons…

Pages 2 and 3 of The Wizard’s Lesson!

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.
"I just don’t know why you’d take the world’s angriest kitten into a watermelon patch." - Nadja Robot

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.

"I just don’t know why you’d take the world’s angriest kitten into a watermelon patch." - Nadja Robot

dannerzz:

okay josh

First part of my new series, a retelling of the Chinese folk tale “The Wizard’s Lesson.” I’m aiming to deliver a page a week minimum.I do ask that you NOT look up the story to read it, as it’s…well…just trust me. I want you to experience it with me.Now take off your pants.Love,benjamin

First part of my new series, a retelling of the Chinese folk tale “The Wizard’s Lesson.” I’m aiming to deliver a page a week minimum.

I do ask that you NOT look up the story to read it, as it’s…well…just trust me. I want you to experience it with me.

Now take off your pants.

Love,

benjamin

AWKWARD.

And, let’s be honest, hideous.

But seriously, just reeeeeeally awkward.

This was the first Fuckbrain Comix that I’ve done using a way larger paper—11x14—and I’m well-pleased with the results. I’m using the same size for my next project—an adaptation of a wonderfully bizarre Chinese folk tale—and it’s working well for me there, too.

Much love to my sweet Robot, for it was she who convinced me to draw on nicer paper than just the stuff in the printer. (-_-;)

You’ll soon see various archives sections pop-up on the website, so keep an eye open for more posts about old comics being uploaded. Not sure if I’ll do a So You Don’t Have To archive here, but I might.

Anyroad, I hope this comic doesn’t make you feel dirty. If it does, go wash your hands.

Not that it will help.

Love,

benjamin Who reminds you that this comic becomes copyright-free on April 1st, 2024.



BIBILOGRAPHY:

Barker, J., and M.V. Jones. “The potential spread of infection caused by aerosol contamination of surfaces after flushing a domestic toilet,” Journal of Applied Microbiology, 99:2. Aug. 2005.

Butler, Jason and Mark Peaslee. Werewolf Cemetary, Chapter 1. c.2003. Brainsmart Productions. Film and interview. (c.f. “scientorfic flacts.”)

Gerba, Charles. “Microbiological Hazards of Household Toilets: Droplet Production and the Fate of Residual Organisms,” Applied Microbiology. 30:1, Aug. 1975.

Johnson, DL., KR Mead, RA Lynch, DV Hirst. “Lifting the lid on toilet plume aerosol: a literature review with suggestions for future research.” American Journal of Infection Control, 41:3 Mar 2013

Lee, Yung-yung. “The effect of toilet lid closure during flushing in reducing the amount of bacterial aerosols,” M.Sc. thesis. Hong Kong Polytechnic University, 2009.

r-dart:

I’m speaking for myself only, of course.

And me, darling. My art is called Things I Can’t Draw, yet somehow I still agonize over it when it’s not drawn well enough. O_o

Copyright, benchilada-style
It looks like this lady is daring you to say something about her wardrobe choice - McCall’s Needlework Magazine on Flickr.
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