I will put sugar in your marmalade
Fuckbrain Comix presents…

URINAL BEASTS: A Study In Disgusting

Originally published—along with Part 1—at http://benchilada.net/

You know, Samuel, I think maybe you should keep your own feelings regarding physically attractive attributes to yourself, or at least not present them in such an accusatory fashion. We all have our own likes and dislikes, sir. Oh, and nice job dedicating the book to your wife. Jerk.

You know, Samuel, I think maybe you should keep your own feelings regarding physically attractive attributes to yourself, or at least not present them in such an accusatory fashion. We all have our own likes and dislikes, sir.

Oh, and nice job dedicating the book to your wife. Jerk.

findanewequation:

So for the last four months or so, I have taken part in the body positivity movement on Instagram, including posting photos of myself in my bikini and underwear/bra. Keep in mind that none of my photos have ever been sexually explicit or suggestive and that I have always been fully covered. As far…

The latest chapter of The Wizard’s Lesson.

The latest chapter of The Wizard’s Lesson.

Part Nine of The Wizard’s Tale, in which the Wizard gives his instructions, and shit starts getting weird.Originally at Benchiladaland, with all of the previous chapters

Part Nine of The Wizard’s Tale, in which the Wizard gives his instructions, and shit starts getting weird.

Originally at Benchiladaland, with all of the previous chapters

How I feel about my new tattoo and the live-action series.

How I feel about my new tattoo and the live-action series.

101st-analborne:

rosalarian:

rosalarian:

My friend called me a fecal wizard as an insult the other day, but I thought it would be a really fantastic mutant power, and I haven’t been able to shut up about how cool it would be, and now he regrets ever saying the words “fecal wizard”, so I win.

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That redacted panel is where you get to use your imagination about what happens. The black box is where all the fanfiction happens. (Oh, god, let there be fanfiction of this.)

People have been reblogging this again, and it remains one of my favorite comics I’ve ever done.

Someone MUST filk the Who song “Pinball Wizard” into “Fecal Wizard.”

Is mine the first Patlabor tattoo?I don’t know, but I fucking love it.Mad thanks to Matt Decker of Premium Tattoo for this pre-color linework.

Is mine the first Patlabor tattoo?

I don’t know, but I fucking love it.

Mad thanks to Matt Decker of Premium Tattoo for this pre-color linework.




doctorscienceknowsfandom:

Some call me … Tim.

OMG OKAY THIS IS GOLD. The pallas cat at my local zoo apparently does this, and there’s a little sort of kid-level viewing window into its habitat, and the keeper in that area told me that the pallas cat likes to hide beneath the window. So when the kids press their faces up to the glass, searching the exhibit for the animal, the pallas cat suddenly pops up directly in front of their faces and scares the ever-loving shit out of them. Pallas cat: recreationally scares children. Tell your friends.

doctorscienceknowsfandom:

Some call me … Tim.

OMG OKAY THIS IS GOLD. The pallas cat at my local zoo apparently does this, and there’s a little sort of kid-level viewing window into its habitat, and the keeper in that area told me that the pallas cat likes to hide beneath the window. So when the kids press their faces up to the glass, searching the exhibit for the animal, the pallas cat suddenly pops up directly in front of their faces and scares the ever-loving shit out of them. Pallas cat: recreationally scares children. Tell your friends.

bear1na:

Pippi Longstocking, The Strongest Girl in the World watercolour concept art by Hayao Miyazaki.

These watercolour concept art was pitched by Hayao Miyazaki and Isao Takahata to Astrid Lindgren (Pippi Longstonking’s creator), but it never went ahead.